Bad Player 101.

Last night, myself and dod_yhwh were talking bad players and compiled a list of ways to recognise them, 101 ways to be exact. Enjoy! ;)

The Bad Player 101

Note: Every one of these are drawn from personal in game experiences. Wouldn't you just love to be us? Ha!

1. A bad player can't spell "suggest", no matter how many times you tell them it's wrong, for three years straight.
2. Bad players don't know the meaning of a paragraph.
3. Their characters will most probably have the same hobbies and passions they do.
4. Their characters may also mimic the real life of the celebrity they are trying to portray, even though they're supposed to be an original character.
5. Your character having an affair behind their character's back will be impossible, thanks to their amazing ability to "just know" there's something wrong and break up with yours before anything really happens.

( Faily times under here! )

Clearly we have way too much time on our hands lol.

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Dorian Gray: The Review: "A toast." "To what?" "Intoxication..."

As promised, a proper review of Dorian Gray, opposed to me simply fangirling over how pretty Ben is...

Dorian Gray, the latest classic to be reworked into a movie for the modern audience, and they didn’t do too badly either. Ben shines in this movie and for the first time since he came to our attention as the lead in Prince Caspian, we can really see what he’s capable of. Our Ben is anything but a one trick pony, let me tell you.

( Spoilers for both the book and movie under here... )

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